This is what we are dealing with....

A note from a PARENT:

"Dear Teacher,
     Anna did not want to do her homework last night."

Gentlemen Take Note

Kid: (Playing with my hand) Where's your ring?
Me: What ring?
Kid: You need a ring!
Me: I know, what kind of ring should I get?
Kid: Zales! Wanna go to Zales and buy a ring?
Me: Yeah! Are you going to buy me one?
Kid: Yeah let's go to Zales, the Diamond Store!
Me: Awesome!
Kid:What does Zales mean?
Me: It's just the name of the store I don't think it means anything.
Kid: It' means it's the Diamond Store!